Edible Dope

There may be nothing worse than making a sort of good thing go bad. The 'sort of good thing' depends on individual views. Colorado recently made recreational pot use legal, and if there wasn't a negative outcome to pot use before, well leave it to Colorado.


Thanks to Colorado, marijuana may have a big negative affect that would rival the synthetic zombies that were plaguing us. Apparently whoever is in charge of baking cookies and candies has not consulted with the brownie makers. Yes folks, maijuanna edibles in Colorado may make you hallucinate!


Imagine telling a druggie not to go over a recommended dose of edible pot cookies. Lets think about this. You are basically telling a pothead not to smoke(or eat) more than a certain amount of pot. In the druggies' brain you are saying, "You'll get high on our recommended dose...but...you will really fly if you take more...and more...and more...infinity!"


So thank-you, Colorado for putting NORML back in the 60s and finding the downfall of pot. Suddenly the downfall of legalization is seen in a big way. Colorado seems to have become a government conspiracy to prove that legalizing pot isn't what the potheads preached for years.

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

We all know by now that recreational marijuana is legal in the states of Colorado and Washington. I wonder how many started flooding these states to say "Hi"?


I am sure that the marijuana activists were ready to claim victory. But soon the protests began as the price of the illegal pot was cheaper than the legal variety due to the taxes!


This almost sounds like a coincidence, but it wasn't. I'm sure some may have missed that this year's Super Bowl featured the doobie brothers!


Well it's that season when pothead's favorite munchies come around. That's right, I'm talking about Girl Scout Cookies. California, where medical marijuana is legal(difference is you need a prescription which any doctor will be glad to give even for headaches!), doesn't care if Girl Scouts sell their cookies in front of marijuana dispensary. In Colorado the high leaders of the Girl Scouts decided to kill that buzz!


Girl Scouts will not be allowed to sell outside of Pot shops. In the center of a loophole, you have to wonder if you can sell them next door to the shops? How about down the street? Where is a cutoff to "OUTSIDE" the shops?


Thinking there would be a smooth transition to legalizing recreational marijuana, must be as short sighted as a smoker's memory.

Party Time!

Perhaps this could be a beer drinker's dream or maybe a beer drinkers nightmare. A highway is littered with thousands of cans of beer after a beer truck rolls over. If you were there to grab a few brews, consider it a bonus. If on the other hand this was a shipment heading to your area, you might be disappointed.

The fact that it was Coors beer might actually be a godsend. I don't particularly care for a beer made famous by Smokey and The Bandit. Before that it was not in my area, and now everybody seems to be going for the lite variety.

Nothing Is Sacred

I think that everybody on earth knows that the cows in India are sacred and protected. Well their "Holy Status" is being undermined as there is a rise in cattle rustling in the land of the holy cow!

Cattle thefts are called 'lifting' in India. Seems like the affluent and the tourists in New Delhi are developing a taste for delicious meat. So ones man's religion becomes another man's business.

So this may present a dilemma to organizations such as Peta that want to turn the world into a vegan globe.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

I remember watching the old Police Academy movies, and one was about Citizen's On Patrol. Well who knew there really was a COP program. So in an experiment, the police thought it would be a great idea to give the civilians patrol cars.

Needless to say that hilarity ensues! Civilians actually proved who the real criminals are. I like the guy who drove with a girl on his lap. Imagine if that had been a real cop!

Total mayhem is how the townspeople of Valley Falls, Kansas, described the result of a not too brilliant idea. Tune in next time when the brilliant police force give these citizens their loaded guns!